So my lovelies it’s that time - time to panic - got 4 weeks exactly till I hit the South of France for my annual me time trip and oh my gosh there’s some work to do!!!
So, to help speed things along, I have spent all today pontificating on what products I must have in my hour of need! (in between getting teenager off a hill for her DofE in the rain!!)
So here goes, in no particular order and all to be purchased in one shopping bag (well that’s the only way there’s even half a chance of this working!!):
1. Cut picture out of Cameron Diaz on surfboard - there are numerous in the papers most days at the moment… very irritating but you don’t look like that without some work….
2. Cut picture out of a good Sharon Stone haircut - let’s go shorter and blonder for the Summer….only works when we have the tan and we are slim so here we go….
3. A tube of Prevage Body Moisturiser - expensive but necessary to use every day for the next four weeks!
4. Biotherm’s Celluli Laser Intensive Night Cream - apparently helps fight fat storage and water retention - bring it on!!
5. A new pair of Fitflops - no other shoe to be worn for next four weeks - come rain or shine!!
6. A full set of sessions on the Power Plate - every other day for four weeks - now that is going to be expensive….. but cheaper than that machine that Cheryl Cole has just bought…as if she needs that!!!….
7. Begin the gradual fake tan… currently liking Fake Bake Radiant Golden Glow but actually also like Clarins Radiance Plus Golden Glow Cream Gel for the face too…
8. Drink loads of water….say it every time so probably won’t stick to it but will try….
9. Cut the coffee - now could try the detox in a measured way… ie. try the one coffee a day trick… depends on the work load…but …. the Vodka Slimline…that’s gonna be tough..
10. Buy a new swimsuit and if we have made any progress a new bikini - all from Melissa Odabash!!
Perfect…xx