It’s 9.30pm and I am midway through and they have just announced that Spain gets to go again….they are talking about some kind of pitch invasion….well you would looking at that Leo Sayer lookalikee…..should not be allowed….

Current ridiculous favourites are Greece and that guy that I think was from Serbia….kind of half Chinese looking with a silly blond bob - and the butterflies from Belarus…

And now if you were wondering what Angelina Jolie was doing tonight, well she’s the entrant for Armenia….dead ringer…and that’s about all they’ve got going for them…

Now our boy….(actually looks like Craig Logan…we are doing quite well with our lookalikees tonight….) - song was written by my good friend Pete Waterman….so for that reason alone, I will vote…oh, wait I can’t….well mentally I will

But here come the Germans…quite good but God love her, she can’t dance….and a weird accent….mmm… had hopes but she’s knock knee’d…..(is that the right spelling???)

So that ends my annilation….but here comes Portugal and they have entered 35 times and never come anywhere, not even Top 5….but it’s a nice place to go on holiday and I go every year so I won’t  be dismissive…

And Graham is actually making me laugh…you can’t replace Terry but actually now he’s in his stride, he’s doing fine

So here’s hoping we come at least in the Top 5 and Greece win so we can have a good laugh again!

And the final thought for the day is that thank goodness I don’t work for International in a record company anymore… because you could guarantee that Monday morning you would always get the call…”so what are your plans for the record in rest of the world now we have won the Eurovision…..”

Yeah right… and you know some poor bod is going to get that call Monday morning..

Happy Eurovision…xx

P.S.  Israel well off key….